Person A is on a date with someone at a sports event when the kiss cam focuses on them. Their date ignores them so person B swoops in & kisses them instead & gives them their number afterwards. One week later person A calls.
“At the risk of sounding I N C R E D I B L Y stupid… I’m just gonna say that I was just so entranced by your sheer beauty that I, uh… ran into that wall over there. I’m gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
a glance to the left, right, and behind.
❝—ya talkin’ t’me? y'must have hit yer head pretty damn hard, then. gimme a pen.❞
not very often were people so bold– it was kind of cute, though it caught her completely off guard.
