more aus:
- i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au
- our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au
- your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead au
- you have short term memory after your surgery - short term memory - surgery for your - no, short term memory - jesus christ stop asking au
- we’re planning a mutual friend’s wedding au
- that stupid thing i dared you to do sent you to the hospital au
- we’re superheroes that got drunk last night oh god what’d we do au
- we were both working during the holidays but got snowed in at the office au
- language teachers who compete to see who can make each other more flustered in front of the class in the other language au
- we’re the only sober ones right now au
- chef and waiter au
- zookeepers au
- i accidentally feel asleep in the bookstore you work in cause i read so much au
- you’re a fictional character that came from a dystopia novel au
- i teach your child and we have very important meetings about their education au
muse a is a new single father, a teenager at that living in an apartment complex with his newborn. it’s one of those apartment complexes in new york city, where everyone kind of keeps to themselves. muse b lives on his floor and has heard this newborn baby crying at ungodly hours, distracting her from her cramming for midterms. she had complained to the landlord about it and one night, she hears the baby crying again. stepping outside in a fit of rage, muse b is about to yell at whoever is the parent to this bastard child until she spots muse a, pacing the hallway with the child in his arms, his hair dishevelled and his eyes giving away the sleep he’s been lacking. she feels sympathy instantly; she had no idea muse a lived on her floor, much less was he the father of this child. so, at 3 in the morning, muse b offers to help muse a get the baby back to sleep. and muse b becomes some sort of baby whisperer to muse a, and he continues to go to her for help and they start to dig each other and this is just so cute please
***you can completely switch the genders it works either way, m/f m/m f/f whatever you wish!!!
aaronwarnar-deactivated20150722:
au where angels are not glorified
where angels are nothing more than whispers
where angels have given up on their ideal of perfection and order, that they’ve hung up their halos and accepted sin
where angels have forgotten the sense of “right and wrong” and now incite brawls, fights, even murders
where angels are tired, weary eyed men and woman roaming the streets with no indication of their previous sanctity
where angels are spiteful, vengeful people with nothing more than burnt wings and empty prayers
au where angels are not “humanity’s protectors” but our undoing
Person A lost a bet and have to stand somewhere with a giant “free kiss” hanging around their neck, and they can’t leave before having a single kiss. After a playful banter, person B saves the day. (More like saving person A from a heat stroke.) Bonus if they’re not in a relationship. Bonus 2x if they’re not exactly friends, or they hate each other. Bonus 3x if after the incident they started dating.
no but ships where the guy is big & a jerk to most people & the girl is little & she bosses him around like she isnt tiny & he just does what she wants with a stupid smile on his face bc hes totally whipped & wants to give her everything & is really only tender with her are very important to me. & shes totally in love with him too so when other women look at him she gets all bristly & wants to fight somebody so he just takes her tiny fists in his much bigger hands & kisses her till she relaxes.
i want more ‘life’ threads. the little things, y’know? not
everything has to be A N G S T Y or PAINFUL. ( i mean it. shut up. )
little things like making breakfast with someone who’s not a
morning person. getting them to laugh because you’re cute and
they know it. meeting up for lunch on a busy day. because you’ve
gotta make that time to see them. sure, you’ll be home in a few
hours, but that’s - hours from now. dinner dates. the casual
kind. like leftovers from two nights ago. with cheap — beer.
but it’s still a date because the two of you are alone, and
you lit a yankee candle for your — coffee table.& watching movies. seriously. or like half of one.
because you both fall asleep early.
i want t h i n g s. real things.
Person A is on a date with someone at a sports event when the kiss cam focuses on them. Their date ignores them so person B swoops in & kisses them instead & gives them their number afterwards. One week later person A calls.
remember the days
when she was small