so last night i had a dream…

i’ve been getting A LOT of zombie nightmares as of late and i s2g they keep getting more stupid each time i got one
so after some events happened my dad looks at me and my mom and just

WELL [ smacks lips and sighs ] TIME TO MOW THE LAWN
an  D I JUST //DAD NO THEY’LL HEAR YOU//
and he replies //they wont notice// and proceeds to mow and attract the undread whICH ARE SLOWLY FIGURING OUT HOW TO BREAK INTO THE HOUSE

GEE THANKS DAD FOR ESCORTING US ALL TO THE DINNER PARTY // WHERE WE’RE THE FOOD//