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royute:

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                                       Snooty and bitchy, the type of girl everyone dreams of 
                                       meeting at least once. ( or becoming, but to each their
                                       own she supposes ) A laugh falls from her lips, offering
                                       a wink of cerulean hues. 

                                       ”So long as you promise it’s as good as you look,
                                       sweetheart.


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               ❝i never disappoint.❞
                
                 she seemed so serious for that one moment
                 before a light smile finally crossed her lips. cas
                 drummed her fingers against her forearm, arching
                  a brow at the girl.

                      ❝what’s yer name?❞

royute:

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                                          A chesire grin curled upon painted lips, stretching from 
                                          ear to ear. Did she hear what she thought she did? Oh 
                                          yeah, she did. She thought her tits were cute, not that she
                                         didn’t know that already.

                                          “Thanks. Yer pretty cute yourself.“ 


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                ❝y'don’t need t'tell me things i already know, baby.

              cas folded her arms acorss her chest loosely, nose
              slightly turned up in the air without a flying fuck given
              about her ‘snooty’ and 'bitchy’ first impression.

                        ❝i do think they, and you’d  be much cuter
                            wit'out cloths on, but hey, might as well at
                      least go out for cake first.❞

[8:48:26 PM] the left shark: lays down
[8:48:45 PM] nugget: lays on u
[8:48:46 PM] nugget: gets u sick
[8:48:56 PM] the left shark: rolls away
[8:49:08 PM] nugget: bb no come back
[8:49:17 PM] the left shark: ur gonna get me sick
[8:49:26 PM] nugget: sick wiTH MY LO VE
[8:49:36 PM] the left shark: thATS GAY

royute:

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                                         Well, that wasn’t exactly the answer she was looking
                                         for, but she’d be able to work with it anyways. Honestly
                                         if anything she liked it better than either of the responses
                                         she supplied. 

                                         ”You, I like you. Ya think outside the box.“ 

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                       ❝ain’t heard that in a long ass time.❞ 

                        though it was nice to know, she shrugged it off 
                        as if it were nothing, facing forward with eyes
                        closed. honestly, cas. you’re not gonna make
                        any friends like that. after a few moments of silence,
                        she signed and cracked an eye open to look at
                         miss tits— well, more at her chest than anything.

                                 ❝small ones are pretty cute, though.❞

royute:

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                                         Slender palms rose to cover over clothed  mounds
                                         A single hand was more than enough to cover what
                                         little chest she had on her figure. This in turn caused
                                         a huff to fall from painted lips. Icy irises flickered over
                                         to the nearest person as a query was voiced,”Hey, are
                                         big tits better, or small ones??“ Say small ones. Do
                               it.


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                 it wasn’t an every day question, so maybe that
                      was why cas found such an interest in it. the phoe
                      arched a thin brow, laying her hazel eyes on the 
                       strange woman.

                                             ❝tits are tits. they’re both great.❞

Updated rules regarding smut;

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